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Apr. 6th, 2017 12:28 am
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Even if I'm the only voice in the dark, I'll still be here. Lj is still my home. I've made a right nest of this place.
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Currently it is a MILLION degrees and so humid. Before you all go, 'global warming!' it's perfectly normal at this time of the year. I'm only bitching because I want to go for a walk but I can't because although it's sunny now at any moment a huge-ass lightning storm will roll in and kill everyone.

*glare*

*twitch*

It'll take at least a week for it to settle down enough into beach weather. On top of that, no beach for me because I am now booked for meetings all the way through until Sunday. *more twitching* *more glaring*

It's okay - I know it's retail and I know it's Christmas but URGH! I JUST WANTS TO GYM AND WATCH GRAND TOUR.
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Made another cartoon with my little tablet.
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May


INTROS!

We have them. I quite like the post card themed opening that they’re going with for each location - especially the curious giraffe at the beginning which attacks the go-pro with love.

Although this is the second episode in the season, it was the first to be filmed in their new tent. The boys picked South Africa because it is one of their favourite places to perform their lives shows and you can see why. Everyone is in good humour but you still have to work to make them laugh - which is how it should be. You don’t want to end up like an American sitcom where they essential hold up, ‘laugh here’ signs.

It’s fair to say there are three types of episodes that these guys do.

1. Car shows. The Holy Trinity is a perfect example of them getting down and dirty with the rubber and screech of wheels on tarmac.

2. Very British comedy skits. This is one of those episodes where they employ satire and a bit of silliness that may or may not have anything to do with cars.

3.The producers / Andy try to kill them in some kind of extended challenge - like a Christmas special.

A REAL AUDIENCE

These guys don’t take themselves nearly as seriously and are on form as we launch into some evolutionary fun at Clarkson’s expense. Priceless would have to be the inclusion of local jokes - although they need to be explained to us they are dead funny. Arithmetic. It only got more better as the episode wore on. This is a genuine return to Top Gear of old where it was okay to draw a bit of comic inspiration from real people without fear of being attacked by several whiny newspapers. They also went there with a ‘well known South African’ joke which worked well. Honest, snappy humour is what Brits do best.

The whole wildlife and car jacking all felt like the old #news section which was a welcome relief. The more I watch it, the more I love it. Actually, not sure how many of you remember when they let Clarkson go on the internet… It’s like that. He’s been on the internet…

ASTON MARTIN

Careful when letting Clarkson review your car. Especially if your car is barely big enough to fit a twelve foot ape inside.

Clarkson has genuine trouble squishing his substantial frame into this (otherwise beautiful - if not useless) car. I’m sure he was going for something more graceful but the results are great. He quite simply needs to be sewn into the car before the cameras start rolling. And this is where we get back to the reason we love these guys reviewing cars. It doesn’t matter how expensive the car or the length of pedigree it drags behind it, they are not afraid to show a vehicle’s flaws. Especially one like this where it only sort of works some of the time (and you’ll need a traveling troop of mechanics with you to keep it going).

Definitely enjoyed this review more than last week’s. There was something honest about it. We’re also settling into their test track. The unkempt look of it against these priceless machines is really spectacular.

BTW make sure you keep an eye on the x-ray feature on Amazon Prime - it’s just as snarky as the presenters and gives quite cruel commentary mixed in with some genuinely interesting facts.

BACK TO THE STUDIO TENT

The bickering is on form this week and they were slipping in some unscripted jibes at each other which come off the best of all of it. I’m not sure anyone’s sold on The American doing the test laps but if we’re fair, the Stig was never immensely interesting - which is why he never said anything. I’d prefer to have Ben Collins do the laps as himself but in perfect silence - although I suspect that the BBC won’t let them have the man who is pretty much the living embodiment of their pet. Still, this bit serves its purpose for creating a lap board and it doesn’t take that long. Besides, maybe we’ll grow to love him as the series rolls on.

…I wonder if the legal paperwork would implode if they brought TopGear dog on set… I’m pretty sure you can’t bar someone’s pet from production. Love to see them try even if it served the square root of jack shit.

CONVERSATION STREET NO REALLY, THE NEWS

Which was more like 'The News’ this time and it was honestly quite good. There was a nice reference to elephants which we’re meant to connect to Jeremy ’s 'appearance’ in the last episode of Top Gear as a literal elephant.

Jezza’s got his glasses back on which means business. He’s always better when he’s off-the-cufing facts.

This whole section is my second favourite. I used to love to sit around listening to them rubbish on about stuff they’ve found and this is exactly what they’re doing. Anyone brave enough in the audience to participate is mocked for entertainment purposes, as is only fitting.


WILMAN COMMANDS THEM

A lot of us in fandom have been wishing that Andy would start to play more of a role in this production and, with the absence of 'The Producers’ as antagonists, Andy has become, 'the boss’ who is obviously going to subject them to various tortures throughout the season.

Which is brilliant. It’s everything I want. Andy has a great, dry sense of humour and the idea of him as an malevolent overlord makes me grin.

Some fans have suggested that Andy run either a snapchat, twitter or outtakes behind the scenes and by gods I wish he would. It would be so epic to see the thing from his perspective.

Anyway.

Now we begin with a gratuitous extended gag based on Edge of Tomorrow - or Groundhog Day if you’re a bit more weathered.

Scene begins with another of Clarkson’s dubious double entendre and straight into the boys orientating themselves on a special forces base which has been modified slightly for them to have a crack at being action movie stars.

The opening few minutes are actually my favourite of the section where Jezza picks up an automatic weapon, fires it at a Merc and genuinely shoots himself in the arm. It really hurt. It’s not makeup and leads to a great summary and perfectly #concerned May face as he contemplates leaping from a helicopter. Also. May’s hair. It’s #OnFleek !

They head off to get changed and end up looking like the most awful SAS operatives ever confirming that if the fate of the world comes down to these guys we’re all absolutely frakked.

And then it begins in a helicopter - which is for real. Clarkson is honest to gods about to jump out of a helicopter and you can tell that he’s shit scared. By the time he’s pushed out onto a rope his usual TV reserve has cracked and he’s properly panicking. Fear makes for great TV - something that their sadistic boss is well aware of.

“Whoa! Stop! Jesus Christ. Oh shit!” This, from Clarkson, is just him panicking.

Let’s face it, there’s nothing graceful about his descent - possibly the worst ever performed. Neither May not Hammond are prepared to engage in this kind of dangerous activity so the helicopter lands on their next attempt - which goes well right until Clarkson and May have to don their glasses and read the instructions on it.

May - kicks down a door… Gently.

Clarkson has no clue how to handle a weapon. Who gave this man live ammunition… May tries but half the time he’s sights are closed and he has to pause mid-battle to amend this. This all leads to an opportunity for Hammond and May to have a go at killing Clarkson. Something I think they’ve been fantasizing about for a very long time. May wastes no time emptying a magazine over his head. The recoil on that thing is enormous. Hammond is more successful with his shovel attempt.

It’s kind of like a video game where they keep resetting. Giffers… be warned… You’re going to be doing nothing but transform this into tiny moving pixels.

Also, James runs on camera - several times.

What this segment was missing is a purpose. With all their previous challenges there is some logic in their madness - even if it is straw-clasping. Without purpose there is no jeopardy. If, for example, it was them actually having to make it through the endurance or pick a car that actually got them through the challenge without being killed, it would have lifted it just that bit higher. Hell I’d have loved to see them try and complete this challenge in a supercar with NO SPACE.

MAKE YOUR OWN CAR

This was cute. Loved that they invited the guy onto the show - it’s sort of a reward for car nuts that if they do something cool they might get to share it with the world. I hope they keep digging up random shit like this because it adds substance and credence to its status as a car show.

MAKE JAMES DO SHIT HE HATES

AKA my favourite section. This better stick around because I love the concept of making one of them do something that they really don’t want to do. The tension leads to hilarity. This time around, its 'spinning’ which, aside from being generally excellently filmed and entertaining, I love the return of grumpy May who really dislikes being half-trashed in the middle of tyre smoke while his driver leaps out of the car and leaves him helpless in an out of control car that is clearly about to catch fire and kill him. I’m certain he wreaked of that stale rubber scent for weeks. It was quite literally an immersion. If they can find something like this in every country I’m so down for it.

“Get back in the car you f**king idiot!”

PART II - PLANES, CRANES & RESCUE DISASTERS

This segment needed to be about the function of the cars to help them complete these tasks. It’s a real shame they didn’t go down that route but there are some great scenes for vidders and cappers and it quickly picks up when Hammond and James refuse to behave themselves, killing each other off when they get annoyed with petty grievances. Their solution to dealing with a pair of terrorists is to kill everyone (which is unorthodox but allows them to survive) and then they all bundle into their getaway car. James, who can no longer be trusted with his side arm after he knocks off both Hammond and the Queen in quick succession, is disarmed by Jeremy.

'Everybody’s dead back there…“

Now we’re back into a bit of car reviewing under the pressure of live fire - which was great. Think James might have been a bit generous with Jeremy’s height so he probably lost a bet somewhere along the way because as we all know, compliments don’t come free. We’re back on track here where they explain that the reason they’re using the Audi because it often appears in action films as the car of choice.

Then we get both Hammond and May dangling out the windows of their car firing live rounds into petrol stations to the chorus of massive explosions. Nothing to see here… Everything to love. #worthit #i'mdead #can'tdeal #noneofthisisfair

AND ON THAT BOMBSHELL - AND ON THAT TERRIBLE DISAPPOINTMENT

- Two in a row, I think it’s safe to say this is their official closing words.


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[livejournal.com profile] tardis_mafia these ones were for you :)
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Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] tardis_mafia who had this up as an Autumn meme. Updated it to Summer!


🍂- Best part of Summer? Beach. Also the air just has this 'Christmas' smell about it when the wildflowers come out that means 'holiday'.

🎃- Favorite way to celebrate Christmas? Parties with friends with festive food and card games.

🍁- Top 3 signs Summer is starting? The Summer storms start rolling in - they linger, not quite breaking for a few weeks and then suddenly all hell breaks loose. Daylight-gods-damn-saving. Hate that shit so much. Doctor Who Christmas Special and the Top Gear [ Grand Tour ] Christmas Special.

👺- Ultimate Christmas costume? Reindeer ears.

👻- Best Christmas story/movie? Die Hard.

☕️- Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? Wait. What?! You want me to choose? Hot Apple Cider.

🕸- Scariest Christmas memory? All the rest of them.

🌙- Where would you want to spend Christmas? At home with my parents on the farm.

🍎- Favorite Christmas food? Panatoni.

🌽- Ever been in carol group? I couldn't sing to save my life.

🏈- Favorite football team? Soccer no but I am culturaly bound to follow Carlton and Rabbitos.

📚- In school/college? Real world, alas.

👢- Favorite Summer accessory? Crazy, oversized hats!

🦃- Best food on Christmas? The full Christmas haul which starts with: prawns, lobster, oysters moving onto roast pork, chicken, duck, turkey and honey baked ham with all the trappings then Christmas triffle to finish.

🍏- Post a picture that perfectly describes Summer to you!

Australia_Santa
ellymelly: (LIKE SQUEEE!!!)
So I've been having an absolute ball making gifs of this gorgeous man.
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No really. I think that's all I'm going to do for the next week.
ellymelly: (before you all panic)
I'm not crying - you're crying!!!

Just as I was getting ready to hoist my pirate flag Amazon Prime did something beautiful - they released their streaming service to THE WORLD. So, for the first time ever I found myself parting with money to watch a wonderful show live with the rest of the world. Amazing. I mean, it doesn't sound like rocket science but if you don't live in UK or US you have NO IDEA how long the rest of us have been waiting for this opportunity. TBH I have no idea how much I paid for it. I just kept clicking 'TAKE MY MONEY' 'TAKE MY MONEY' until a play button appeared.

Thank frak.

I mean sure, we all still need clips for the inevitable fanart but it's a second choice - we got to pay and support a show we love.

Before I start let me also mention this. Music in shows like this is a huge deal. There used to be entire forums dedicated to working out what tracks were being played etc and then a whole separate community for finding them. Amazon has an x-ray feature that allows you to see track listings for all songs used in the episode - skip straight to that scene - buy the track from the Amazon store in fucking MP3 format. Like GOD YES.

THE OPENING - IRRITATE THE BBC

The opening was the highlight and it had to be. Clarkson is seen leaving some unknown location (definitely the BBC) with scattered radio coverage of his 'sacking'. It's pouring with rain as he heads toward an airport. When he gets there, the sun is out - a Mustang (of all the cars) is waiting. He takes it out for a drive and is joined by his mates Hammond and May with grins that melt every viewer's heart. Added to this the score 'I can see clearly now' being played live - it's just everything we've been waiting for.

This extends out into a desert where they pretty much drive through the set of Mad Max to be greated by the tent and what is basically a huge rave in the desert.

Their intros are just - well I'm sure they sat down and worked out how to annoy the BBC best and came up with this. Also, Hammond is short. The nifty little air drone filming the whole thing is immediately shot (because this is America and they shoot stuff) and we proceed inside to their new tent.

It's going to take a bit of getting used to and if we're perfectly honest, Americans do not make the best live audiences. Sorry guys, you're just not quite as insane as the rest of us. You try but...

Anyway - we're off...

THE HOLY TRINITY - NO REALLY, ANNOY THE BBC

Those of you that watched Top Gear are well aware of the heavily anticipated race between the three supercars Mclaren, Porsche and La Ferrari which couldn't be done on Top Gear for 'legal reasons'. Whatever those 'legal reasons' were - Amazon ignored them and we got a stunning sequence of these cars legging it around a track in Spain (nearly killing them at times). Seriously, I don't think I've seen Clarkson or May that terrified behind the wheel of a car in a long time.

The purpose of this segment is pretty clear. It confirms that this is absolutely a continuation of the previous show with different overlords and more $$$.

It goes on for a while and it's gorgeous. This is fan service for the car nerds who want their shiny things. Next week we'll be falling in the mud and catching fire.

THE NEWS - CONVERSATION STREET

Which, instead of any actual news, was just an excuse to irritate May about his speeding ticket for the slowest traffic offense on record. Also, he and Jeremy are wearing matching shoes which I'm sure they'll kill themselves over later. Wait, they might have mentioned that on twitter earlier.

THE TEST TRACK - THE BITUMAN OF DEATH

No seriously. Cars are going to be lost in the making of this show. There are deer on the tarmac. Unexploded WWII items. No area to crash gracefully. An electrical station on the corner of death.

THE STIG - THE ILL TEMPERED AMERICAN

The unimpressed racing driver who I'm absolutely certain will never like a single car ever and will hit many deer.

STAR IN A REASONABLY PRICED CAR - ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Or... 'celebrity murder'. I'm going to place bets right now that there will be NO celebrity interviews at any point during this show. They'll just find every more creative ways to kill them off within five seconds which couldn't be a bigger two-fingers to Top Gear if it tried. Also wonderful was their discussion on whether or not to put said celebrities in cars and let them drive around their track...

You know how everyone was really worried that without the BBC to buck agains they wouldn't have their rebellious humour? Suckers. They're still bucking against the BBC. They're like kids in a fantastic boarding school chucking eggs at their dreadful parents' car.

AUDIENCE REBELLION

One part I loved was the open warfare with the American audience over airforce superiority. Grand Tour doesn't just tip-toe around fragile PC sentiments - it deliberately tramples them into the earth then re-lives them a few times through creative editing and I highly approve. It's called comedy and by show they're going to educate the world in it whether people are ready or not. They also managed to slip the word, 'Communist' at least 12 times (almost certainly because they were told not to say it).

JEZZA'S HOUSE

Now we know why it ended up as a pile of rubble. Never shake on things you don't mean.




I only have one question: WHERE IS THE GOAT? We're calling him, 'GIN'.
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In honour of the imminent return of priority fandom #1 - I did a thing!

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Actually, doing said thing was really difficult. I've had this tablet for a while which you connect to your computer and draw straight into photoshop but the first time I used it I found it really crazy hard so I abandoned it for a while. Coming back now I can definitely see the advantages of drawing onto the screen. There's a lot more control over layout and style (although ink will always be my first love).

Anyway, these are my babies and they are back in 2 days! I am hosting a party in their honour with themed cupcakes and tea. I'm sure that makes me odd but I do not care.
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I was trailing back through all my old communities and ran across [livejournal.com profile] oldcitymurders -  set up as #Sanctuary RP x murder mystery part. It was such a shame that it happened just as LJ died. [livejournal.com profile] tardis_mafia do you remember? It had a plot, soundtrack and everything LOL.

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F I R E  &  I C E






There has always been more to Ser Jorah Mormont than a disgraced sell sword surviving on the edge of the world. His is the story of Fire and Ice. Azor Ahai prophecy.

| BLACK TIDES | SILVER SCALES | THE TEMPLE OF SKINS | SMELTED RUINS | WALKING THROUGH DUST | FEATHERED MASKS | SILVERWING | LYS | THE DRAGON AND THE BEAR | A CITY THAT SLEEPS | MEMORIES FROM THE NORTH | DEAD NIGHTS | WINDS FROM THE DOOM | ILLICIT GOODS | YUNKAI | WHITE SHADOWS | THE BLACK WATERS OF SOTHORYOS | SEA GODS | THE VANISHING | BRINDLED MEN,SHADOWS AND THIEVES | THE FIRST SNOW | TEARS OF LYS | THREADS | CORPSE AT THE WALL | THE GIANT'S TOMB | JADE GATES | SWORD IN THE SEA | WINTER ROSE | SEA OF SOULS | WHISPERS | FEVER DREAMS | THE SUN BENEATH THE WAVES | SET ALIGHT | WHEN THE RAVEN SINGS | ASSHAI BY THE SHADOW | RISING MOON | LABYRINTH OF FACES | GHOST GRASS | A VALLEY HOARD | SHE-BEAR | THE BASTARDS DANCE | WOLVES | THE ART OF FEAR | STONE AND STEEL | BONES OF THE NORTH | BLEEDING DOOR OF BRAAVOS | WHITE ASH | DEA OF A SEALORD | THE BRIDGE TO WESTEROS | THE NORTH AWAKENS | PRINCE OF NOTHING | BOX OF FIRE | BLOODSTONE | THE DROWNED GOD | MILKGLASS | FOR THE BIRDS | DREAMS AND DUST | PIECES OF A FALLEN STAR | KINGS OF THE TORRENTINE | THORNS | SONG OF THE LION | WHITE LIKE THE SNOW |




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So... I read this a little while ago when it first came out and I have to say I was quite excited, not least of all because it was delivered in script format. Having spent some time working in this format I'm always looking for things to read that aren't Shakespeare or A Streetcar Named Desire... Don't get me wrong - they're great but the script format is a woefully under-loved text.

At the outset I did not have any expectations of recognisable characters (yes, I was wholly unspoiled - somehow) so I was quite thrilled when the gang rocked up.

...I was less thrilled to discover their characterisations were startlingly off kilter. Honestly, most fanfic authors manage a better job of Hermione, Ron and Harry. Their interactions were as forced as their dialogue to the point I'd rather they be left out of it entirely. The original characters were more than capable of carrying the story and were, for the most part, well thought out and enjoyable.

The highlight was of course Snape's re-emergence. The writer is without a doubt a fan of the character. It showed in all-too brief scenes they manage to nail. Also - am I the only one or did they really bait the Hermione/Snape shippers for a moment there???

Anyway, I read it as I read all Harry Potter - at breakneck pace. It was all over in a few hours and I'm glad I bought it.

Overall rating was: disappointing.
I'm not sure I'm happy to consider it canon either.

Safest outcome is if it didn't come from J.K.'s pen, I'm going to file it under published fanfic.

The Return

Nov. 12th, 2016 07:16 pm
ellymelly: (before you all panic)
I'm moving back here after too much time spent washing around the murky waters of tumblr. It's taken me a long time to realise that Livejournal was always a safer, more welcoming place for its users. I'm not sure if that's because most of us grew up in the infancy of the internet or that we've all been here for far too long. Whatever the reason, I'm leaving tumblr alone for a few months. It was a shallow medium anyway and I'm sure I've wasted too much of my life there already. Livejournal facilitated creativity. For some reason Tumblr sucked it away. That's not why I left but it's a point worth taking away.

Anyway, I know there's not very many people here at the moment but it feels like home.

Also, I forgot how much I love icons. And mood themes. And journal layouts.
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In case you've been wondering where I've been for the past few weeks - I've been making this shiny thing below!

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It's the last one!

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In case you're all wondering where I've been - for the last 4 months I've been making a Top Gear Tribute vid.

Miss this show so much :*(

[ uggly sobbing ]

Anyway, here it is - manly laughs and mayhem ahead!!!

ellymelly: (nikola: vamp grrrr)
Come on, moviemaker... i just want to finish my topgear vid and you keep giving me this...

worst error
IT IS 11 HOURS TO FIX THIS.

worse it means that i have no excuse to put off cleaning my house.
ellymelly: (LIKE SQUEEE!!!)

all i want

May. 16th, 2015 09:55 pm
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ellymelly: (before you all panic)
Soooooo Jonathon Young is in australia and there is no possible way for me to see him.

F M L

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Turns out HELIX is epic.

bored

Feb. 1st, 2015 05:07 pm
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I've half cleaned my house in preparation for party next weekend - meaning the living room looks great at the expense of my bedroom which has becoming a hoarder's dream of things I don't want on display. Urgh I shall have to climb a mountain to get to bed tonight. Now the only thing I have to do is NOT LIVE IN my house until the party because I totally can't be frakked to go and clean it all again.

*sigh*

there's nothing fandom to do anymore. I miss Stargate and Sanctuary - hell I even miss BSG. Did all of the fangirls grow up and take on full time work like me? Weren't we meant to be training underlings to take oveer? Honestly it's so bad these days that if I want to read fic I lterally have to write it first.

...might go finish my True Detective vid.

WHERE DID EVERYONE GO *CRY*

RED

Jan. 26th, 2015 08:18 pm
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R E D  D U S T,
B L U E  B L O O D



A future fic. Helen Magnus is called to investigate a murder in the Martian city of 'Prosperity'. There, Helen, John, Ashley and Nikola end up caught in the middle of a dangerous game played by the modern Cabal.

| BEAUTIFUL CHAOS | BLOOD RELATIONS | LOVERS OF THE PAST | SMOKE AND SAND | ACCIDENTS AND ACQUAINTANCES | WHISPERS IN THE MACHINES | MARS: RUTHLESS AND RED | SUBTERRANEAN RIVERS | THE IMPOSSIBLE UNDERGROUND BOX | SONGS FROM THE DESERT | LIGHTNING GODS | OLD BONES | THE LOST HYDROGARDEN | BLUE BLOOD | SOME THINGS SHOULD NOT BE LOST | WITHIN | WITHOUT | THE PROVERBIAL ICEBERG | THE BLUE MINES | A MURDER MUCH DESERVED | A FRENCH VOLCANOLOGIST | BLOODY SECRETS | THE MORNING STAR | UNADULTERATED CARNAGE | BROKEN WING | FELLING THE LIMESTONE PILLARS | HISTORY REPEATING  | MACHINES IN THE DESERT | RUINS OF SCIENCE | KILLERS | CHAOS IN MOTION | THE LOST CITY | RUTHERFORD | HOW TO STAY ALIVE | A RED SUNSET |



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ellymelly: (mars)
So today i learned about light rain + hairspray. In the photo it may look all wavy but I assure you, it is 100% solid after it rained on me on my way to work... Yeah no one ever told me about the dangers of water.

In other news I am looking more and more like a vampire. Not sure if I should be worried about that. Maybe my neighbours should be worried. It could also be that I've been up until 4:30am every night helping my nephew with Far Cry 4 lol

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OH GODS

do you know how hard it is to keep your plot straight over a 3000 year time span? i've had to admit defeat and draw a bloody diagram.

in other news, i re-learned my uni phyiscs to work out how much power was produced when a reasonably sized vampire is thrown off a cliff on mars. why can't you google this shit? i had to do actual work......... LOL
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lol

Jan. 4th, 2015 10:23 pm
ellymelly: (nikola: alone time)
It's occurred to me that as a writer - a few thousand years ago I would have been one of the town crazies huddled around the bonfire with a group of terrified villagers telling stories.

That would literally be my job.

Dr Tucker

Dec. 28th, 2014 11:21 pm
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Made a fun little cross over fic!

TITLE: Dr Tucker
BY: [livejournal.com profile] ellymelly
FANDOMS: Doctor Who / The Thick of It
SUMMARY: In which the Doctor (Malcolm Tucker) tries to turn his various work mates into companions.
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Tea Party

Dec. 10th, 2014 01:31 am
ellymelly: (nikola: ow! fallling)
Hosted a small tea party for christmas on the weekend which, in true australian style, was hilarious.

The day started out at about 38*C which is BLOODY HOT. Went to the markets which took over most of Wahroonga and was AMAZING. Picked up the adorable little pair of grey reindeer in second photo to be friends with my gold ones. Then went to Hornsby to frantically shop for food/presents/organisational skills etc. While I was there it absolutely POURED and I mean tropical cyclone intense DEATH RAIN for about five minutes. (Just long enough to drown the markets, I presume). Anyway by the time I got out it was back to being irritatingly hot and BLUE SKY. Well, it was blue sky until I looked over my shoulder and saw a completely different type of blue. Reering up toward us was an icy blue sky that you should never see anywhere except an iceberg. If you live in australia you know that means some kind of apocalypse is on its way.

Anyway, I hurried home and set about cooking and cleaning, making general party preparations with chillout music blaring through my house. Then - THEN - the trees in the street suddenly bend to the left. This wind comes from absolutely nowhere quickly follwed by heavy rain. When I mean heavy rain - I mean rain where the drops are so big that it's like someone throwing water bombs at you instead of rain. A few seconds later it starts. The apocalypse. The hail gets heavy realy fast and starts stripping all the summer trees of their leaves so it's raining tree-bits. The ground starts going white and even though I'm standing inside under a balcony, I was still being hit by hail. Should also mention that a giant lightning struck also totally hit the top of our building.

I - shrugged and kept preparing for the party because this is Australia and hell like this generally only goes on for about 15 min.

15 min later it all stopped and suddenly - angelic blue sky as though nothing had happened.

By the time everyone got here there was no trace of said storm except for the carpet of carnage outside and bizzare flash flooding. We totally watched Die Hard (the first one!) which is totally the best Christmas movie. Remember the 90's when they used to play clips of it to get us to go shopping? RANDOM.

In a wave of nostalgia I have dug up the totallllllllly crack video I made of it 5 years ago. Enjoy!

photos and videos be this a way )
ellymelly: (nikola: wine)
LOL the rest of the photos from the attempted theft of the shiny tesla car!  .... and my vintage shades I'm totally going to wear forever. I really need to stop watching Ashes to Ashes - it is started to have a serious affect on my fashion choices.

PHOTOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 )
ellymelly: (SH: leaping over things)
I shouldn't be allowed on this site when in possession of my credit card. Temptation to buy ALL shoes that I make will send me broke.

uoh

...me

Nov. 7th, 2014 07:37 pm
ellymelly: (Frak Democracy)
This pretty much sums up how I feel about most people that I interact at the moment. If I could be Malcolm Tucker - I would. I so would. All he really wants is for people to do their jobs or at the very least, navigate around him with a touch of common sense. He's like me after dealing with telecommunications companies all day. All your filters are broken.

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